You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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