No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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