I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
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there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
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I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I need water and some morals
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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