They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
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Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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