Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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