North Korea, Best Korea!
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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