Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
She needs sedatives and a leash
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
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"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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