So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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