elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
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i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
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in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
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