"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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