We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Randomize
