I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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