I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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