some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
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I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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