he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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