Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
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official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
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I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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