I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
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Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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