lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they're like a gay fantastic four
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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