i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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