You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
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God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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