First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Do plants get herpes?
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