And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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