Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
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I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
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Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Those nachos came to me in a dream
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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