I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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