Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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