i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
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he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
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Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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