i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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