Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
