honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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