I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
The adults are the big ones right?
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