Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
nutella sex= disaster
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.