Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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