margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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