Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
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I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
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I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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