big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
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That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
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