His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Randomize
