This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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