whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
After last night, I could never be a politician.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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