Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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