let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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