the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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