My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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