he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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