We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
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You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
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By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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