After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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