ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
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Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
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it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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