If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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