I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
You smell like stripper and shame
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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