I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
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Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
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I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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