That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
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It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
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Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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