Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
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We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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