Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
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How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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