id be glad to
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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